Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Reason #742 to laugh at infertility

#742 You’re not Infertile

You are not infertile. After you’ve been trying for over a year, your doctor classifies you as infertile; wikipedia says you’re having infertility issues and Doctor Google and the rest of the Internet says you’re a definite infertile.

But you are not infertile. Change the name already.

1.You are pregnancy-challenged.

2.Uterusly Slow.

3.Ovulationally Delayed.

4.Ovary Oppressive.

5.You’re suffering from Cervical Mucus Confusion.

6.You have a Fallopian misunderstanding.

7.You’re a Fertile Freak with Low Embryo Energy.

8.Your Follicles are Frozen.

But you are definitely NOT infertile. It WILL happen.


Anonymous said...


belle said...

yes!!! it WILL happen! the prayers of a righteous man availeth much.... where 2 or 3 are gathered in my name, there I am in the midst.... i am standing with you in prayer my friend. HE says, "I can do all things!"


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