Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Reason #742 to laugh at infertility

#742 You’re not Infertile

You are not infertile. After you’ve been trying for over a year, your doctor classifies you as infertile; wikipedia says you’re having infertility issues and Doctor Google and the rest of the Internet says you’re a definite infertile.

But you are not infertile. Change the name already.

1.You are pregnancy-challenged.

2.Uterusly Slow.

3.Ovulationally Delayed.

4.Ovary Oppressive.

5.You’re suffering from Cervical Mucus Confusion.

6.You have a Fallopian misunderstanding.

7.You’re a Fertile Freak with Low Embryo Energy.

8.Your Follicles are Frozen.

But you are definitely NOT infertile. It WILL happen.


Just Me...C said...


belle said...

yes!!! it WILL happen! the prayers of a righteous man availeth much.... where 2 or 3 are gathered in my name, there I am in the midst.... i am standing with you in prayer my friend. HE says, "I can do all things!"


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