Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Reason #742 to laugh at infertility

#742 You’re not Infertile



You are not infertile. After you’ve been trying for over a year, your doctor classifies you as infertile; wikipedia says you’re having infertility issues and Doctor Google and the rest of the Internet says you’re a definite infertile.


But you are not infertile. Change the name already.




1.You are pregnancy-challenged.


2.Uterusly Slow.


3.Ovulationally Delayed.


4.Ovary Oppressive.


5.You’re suffering from Cervical Mucus Confusion.


6.You have a Fallopian misunderstanding.


7.You’re a Fertile Freak with Low Embryo Energy.


8.Your Follicles are Frozen.


But you are definitely NOT infertile. It WILL happen.

2 comments:

Just Me...C said...

hilarious!

belle said...

yes!!! it WILL happen! the prayers of a righteous man availeth much.... where 2 or 3 are gathered in my name, there I am in the midst.... i am standing with you in prayer my friend. HE says, "I can do all things!"

xoxoxoxox

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