#742 You’re not Infertile
You are not infertile. After you’ve been trying for over a year, your doctor classifies you as infertile; wikipedia says you’re having infertility issues and Doctor Google and the rest of the Internet says you’re a definite infertile.
But you are not infertile. Change the name already.
1.You are pregnancy-challenged.
2.Uterusly Slow.
3.Ovulationally Delayed.
4.Ovary Oppressive.
5.You’re suffering from Cervical Mucus Confusion.
6.You have a Fallopian misunderstanding.
7.You’re a Fertile Freak with Low Embryo Energy.
8.Your Follicles are Frozen.
But you are definitely NOT infertile. It WILL happen.
Wednesday, July 14, 2010
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2 comments:
hilarious!
yes!!! it WILL happen! the prayers of a righteous man availeth much.... where 2 or 3 are gathered in my name, there I am in the midst.... i am standing with you in prayer my friend. HE says, "I can do all things!"
xoxoxoxox
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